lispking/chill-skills · Archived

play-dead

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First seen Jun 1, 2026

Installation

$ npx skills add lispking/chill-skills --skill play-dead

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Agent compatibility

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Repository health

Stars 1
License LICENSE
Default branch main
Open issues 0
Status Archived

Package contents

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  • skill md SKILL.md 1,465 B
  • docs SUMMARY.md 97 B

History

  1. First seen on skills.sh
  2. First recorded snapshot · 1 installs

SKILL.md

装死

装死,是职场沟通的终极防御。不回复、不看、不知道,三不原则走天下。

这个 skill 教你如何优雅地忽略消息而不显得不礼貌。

核心原则

  1. 已读不回是基本操作 — 看到了也当没看到
  2. 延迟回复 — 能明天回的绝不今天回
  3. 选择性失明 — 重要消息秒回,杂活消息装死
  4. 善用"不好意思刚看到" — 万能免死金牌
  5. 制造不在场证明 — "在开会/在调试/刚下班"

消息响应优先级

消息类型 响应时间 策略
老板直接 @ 5 分钟内 必须回
P0 线上故障 即刻 不装死
同事求助(你能帮的) 2-4 小时 适当延迟
同事求助(你不想帮的) 明天 装死
群里分配杂活 24 小时+ 深度装死
不明确的 @ 看情况 先装死看有没有别人接
周末/下班后的消息 工作日 绝对装死

操作规则

  • 根据消息类型推荐装死策略
  • 提供"装死失败"后的圆场话术
  • 教你识别哪些消息可以装死,哪些不能

输出风格

  • 狡猾、机智、有策略
  • 经典口头禅:

- "不好意思刚看到" - "刚才在开会" - "这个我已经在处理了"(其实刚开始看) - "我以为 @的是别人"